The Lonely Donkey Kong

thedailywhat: Visual Aid of the Day: Anatomy of a Tumblr Post

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:45:57 -0400

thedailywhat:

Visual Aid of the Day: Anatomy of a Tumblr Post

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:44:47 -0400

notmetaphoric: This is too good not to post again.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:44:31 -0400

notmetaphoric:

This is too good not to post again.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:23:40 -0400

wibblywobblyrandomyfandomystuff: brash-and-bold: well-thats-ood...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:22:13 -0400

wibblywobblyrandomyfandomystuff:

brash-and-bold:

well-thats-ood:

burstintocolour:

xjuviaxgreyx1:

strangeandnorrell:

How this scene should have gone

If you don’t get it, say it out loud

HA

That took me 5 minutes…

I LAUGHED UNCONTROLLABLY FOR SO LONG

I dont get it???

SAY IT OUT LOUD.

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 17:52:39 -0400

geothebio: i-am-no-man-bitch: akatriel-rowanborn: mrchristianb...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 17:50:34 -0400

geothebio:

i-am-no-man-bitch:

akatriel-rowanborn:

mrchristianbale:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG.

This is still the best thing on the Internet

shercockandmycrotch: has this been done already

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 17:49:42 -0400

shercockandmycrotch:

has this been done already

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 17:47:36 -0400

alouettecosplay: between-brightness-andme: this is the best I...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 17:45:47 -0400

alouettecosplay:

between-brightness-andme:

this is the best

I will always reblog

avatarparallels: Aladdin/The Legend of Korra Parallels [gif...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 17:44:59 -0400

avatarparallels:

Aladdin/The Legend of Korra Parallels

[gif remake]

Everytime I'm at a birthday party

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:35:35 -0400

onlylolgifs:

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Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:45:10 -0400

garfieldminusgarfield: G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:41:30 -0400

garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

nicovaldez: tonerforbechloe: girls-are-magical: skwagger: can...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 16:48:40 -0400

nicovaldez:

tonerforbechloe:

girls-are-magical:

skwagger:

can we just take a moment to appreciate Fat Amy’s face

you can’t NOT reblog this

No. Can we take a moment to appreciate Anna Kendrick’s face? That’s the real question.

Fat Amy literally is the reason why I fell in love with this movie

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Sun, 09 Jun 2013 16:43:15 -0400

ilovepsych: meggannn: #Thank god I thought this was gonna be...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 16:42:59 -0400

ilovepsych:

meggannn:

#Thank god I thought this was gonna be another pretentious quote about how Tumblr’s favorite villains are not actually evil

#READING THIS WAS LIKE THE BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF MY LIFE

this is a spongebob reference you shits

breelandwalker: illischainsecho: illalwaysbeyoungatheart: gh3t...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 16:40:32 -0400

breelandwalker:

illischainsecho:

illalwaysbeyoungatheart:

gh3ttobla5ter:

cvmf:

Hades appreciation post.

He is kind of one of my favorite Disney villains.

He’s so sassy! I love it!

He’s one of the reasons why I point out this movie is hilarious.

YES, I KNOW IT’S NOT THE ORIGINAL FRICKIN’ MYTH. But it can still be good/funny for what it is.

“Mr. Zeus. Mr. High-and-Mighty. Mr. Hey-You-Get-Off-of-My-Cloud.”

Fun Fact: They rewrote most of the dialogue for the part after James Woods auditioned. Many of the oneliners were improvised. The top gif was his greeting to the writers when they were first introduced.

shermansgallifreyan: oxboxer: feferipixies: the-fandoms-are-co...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 20:10:35 -0400

shermansgallifreyan:

oxboxer:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING

I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious

I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.

FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD

YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too

like voldemort couldnt even do that shit

molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that

who are you

Quick, somebody write a book series about the adventures of Magic Prodigy Science Wizard!!!

PLEASE SOMEONE JUST DO IT

Alan Baker had no use for wands, of course. If one were to Prior Incantato his outdated, duct-taped rod of walnut wood and dragon heartstring, its most recent use would have been the enchantment of the long-lived neurons in Alan’s own mind. This enchantment, possible only for those who were capable of seeing themselves as a complex amalgamation of neural impulses, allowed him to bypass both wands and words. Alan did this, not for show, not for power, but because wandwork distracted him from his reading.

Unfortunately, there was no legal spell to get rid of barflies.

“Hey- hey mate, you gotta- gotta minute to-“

Sobrius, Alan thought, placing one hand on his neighbor’s forehead without looking up. He pondered whether or not to cast a silencing barrier, even in violation of the Leaky Cauldron’s safety code.

“Thanks,” said the now-sober man, “Readin’ more of that Muggle trash, I see.”

Alan closed his eyes and counted to three, but when he opened them, the man was still there. Alan lowered his “muggle trash” in defeat, meeting the baggy, bloodshot eyes of the wizard sitting across from him.

Alan leaned forward, placing his hands steeple-like on the table. “Mr. Fletcher, do you know why time turners don’t send you into space?”

“The sky, y’mean? Cause they’re fer time turnin’, not apparation.”

Alan had to take a deep breath. “No,” he replied, “If time turners weren’t anchored to anything, the Earth’s rotation alone would be enough to ensure a time traveler’s demise. But someone at the ministry was clever enough to anchor them to a carefully guarded object that never moves relative to the Earth.”

“Fascinat’n,” slurred Mundungus, whose eyes had glazed over once it became clear that Alan didn’t actually have a time turner on him.

“But time turners are still very limited,” continued Alan, more to himself than to Mundungus, “They can’t go more than seven hours back, and not forward at all, and only in increments of one hour, and they only work on Earth… no, they’re very clumsy, if one truly pauses to think about it.”

“What’s yer point?”

“My point is that while wizards are slowly stagnating in their backwards remnant of the Dark Ages, Muggles are making progress, ever reaching for the light. Do you know that they don’t need magic to craft a hand of living silver?”

“Bah,” was Mundungus’s only reply, “You’d be best mates with that Weasley nutcase at the ministry, you would.”

Alan stood up, silently casting an infantes gelatato check for paradoxes. “I don’t know why I bother with you,” he sighed, “you’ve just wasted another two minutes of my time. Perhaps I bother because I have time to waste.”

And he twisted, as if to apparate, but instead faded out of existence with a distinct vworp. The air swirled in the wake of his departure, blowing back Mundungus’s straggly ginger hair.

“Muggleborns,” the short wizard muttered, then turned back to his drink.

••••••••

Thirty minutes earlier, Alan lounged contentedly within his quieting barrier, stirring his cup of tea absently and rereading one of his favourite Muggle books. He wondered, vaguely, which planet held the nearest sapient life, and what their magic would look like…

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Tue, 04 Jun 2013 17:22:49 -0400